macbethz:

i want what david cronenberg has

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lmaonade:

i use youtube as a drug to kill my brain and pleasure my heart

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fnordseer5:

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

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potato-lord-but-not:

HATE THE AM HATE THE PM

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redrola:

rest in peace to one of my idols, jane birkin. 🤍 you will forever be remembered.

technoturian:

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damazcuz:

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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lightgaswaterelectricityrent:

if you’re a morally dubious man on tv what you’re going to want to do is go look at your kids while they’re sleeping. then drive your car somewhere

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nohopenohopenohope:

Poppin bottles in the ice like a blizzard when we drink we do it right gettin scissored

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lizzibennet:

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

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detectivehole:

detectivehole:

sometimes part of the fun of gory movies is being a little grossed out. you’re not winning movie watching bc you claim that nothing phases you, dude. even if that is true we’re all here to have a good time no need to sound smug about nothing

you don’t like going “ew haha?” no “blech lol?” booo. where’s your inhernet curiosity despite the disgust

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